The Cross
Vaporwave is a remix and it is honest about what it is remixing. Oreoz gives you the structure and the look that dominates a shelf. What it has never reliably given anybody is a nose, and that is the specific defect this cross was built to repair.
The Parents
Wedding Cake is a phenotype of Triangle Mints, bred by JBeezy at Seed Junky Genetics, Triangle Kush crossed to Animal Mints. Grape Pie is Cannarado‘s work and the plant that redefined the purple category. Together as Wedding Pie they are about as decadent as that end of the market gets.
Oreoz is Cookies N Cream crossed to Secret Weapon, from 3rd Coast Genetics. Cookies N Cream itself came from Exotic Genetix, Starfighter crossed to Girl Scout Cookies, and took the 2014 Denver Cannabis Cup.
What’s In The Pack
Six feminized photoperiod seeds. The hunt is specific. You want Oreoz structure with a Wedding Pie nose. Plants that come out structurally perfect and flat are the failure mode here and they should get culled early rather than run in hope.
In The Garden
62-70 days. Standard modern exotic feeding, with airflow through late flower given the resin load.







Good yield (over QP in 1.5 x 1.5 space)
Fast Finish (8.5 week flower)
Taste / smell as described
Feels 70+ I / 30- S
Estimated 27-29%
I’m in the process of growing them out right now I’ll send videos soon
Genetics are fantastic
Best beans ever