The Cross
An engine swap that keeps the soul of a legacy clone. Cat Piss is landrace adjacent and structurally hopeless by modern standards. The Kate Upton Star Dawg is the most structurally refined selection in the Chem family. One preserves, the other fixes.
The Parents
The San Diego Cat Piss traces to a Southern California breeder known only as Tom. In the early 1990s he was growing G13 Snow Bud, prized then for resin density and cold tolerance, and found a single lone seed in the harvested flower. That is usually the signature of a late stage stress selfing, which isolates recessives out of the parent.
What germinated was a radical departure from everything the parent was supposed to be. Tom propagated the cut through San Diego and into Hawaii, where it built a cult following, and later industry figures reportedly paid four figures just to secure the original.
Star Dawg is Chem 4 crossed to Tres Dawg from JJ NYC at Top Dawg Seeds. Within that F1 population JJ named the phenotypes after celebrities to describe how they grew, and the Kate Upton became the structural selection.
What’s In The Pack
Ten regular photoperiod seeds, males included. Sativa leaning growth habit from the mother. The Kate Upton carries a purple recessive and Cat Piss has never thrown color on her own, so that is the specific thing to hunt.
In The Garden
62-75 days. The Star Dawg contribution amplifies trichome production considerably. Odor is not a side issue with this one. Plan for it before you germinate.



I never received my seeds. The clones came but no seeds. I’ve emailed a few times and no response. I like your gear but no customer service at all
These plants from veg to flower absolutely stink. Greasy. Pure ammonia. Dense buds. Everything you are looking for is in these seeds