Zkittlez came out of the sacred gardens in Mendocino through Tony Mendo and Green R. Fieldz of the Terp Hogz with Brandon Parker of 3rd Gen Family Farms, whose people have worked that land for generations. It also grows like a vine on weak stems. The Trop Cherry stud is the crutch that fixes it.
Zkittlez x Tropicana Cherry | Feminized photoperiod | 6 seeds | 62-70 days | Harvested: Dec 2025
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Piff ran Washington Heights in the late nineties and early 2000s under a handful of names: Frankie, Church, Uptown Haze. If you were buying in the Heights or running the I-95 lane to Boston in that era you know exactly what it smelled like. Haley’s Comet is a bag seed cut that carries it. Animal Cookies is here to make it finishable.
Haley’s Comet (NYC Piff) x Animal Cookies | Feminized photoperiod | 6 seeds | 62-70 days
Cannarado’s Grape Pie changed what purple meant in this market. Before it, purple usually meant a plant somebody cold shocked in the last fortnight. Crossed to the Relentless Trop Cherry stud, phenotypes fade on their own without a temperature drop.
Grape Pie x Tropicana Cherry | Feminized photoperiod | 6 seeds | 56-63 days | Harvested: Dec 2025
Super Silver Haze took the Cannabis Cup three years running in 1997, 1998 and 1999 for Green House, which is a record nothing since has touched. Animal Cookies came out of the California scene a decade and a half later. This is Amsterdam crashed into LA, and it finishes weeks earlier than the Haze does on its own.
Super Silver Haze x Animal Cookies | Feminized photoperiod | 6 seeds | 70-80 days
Ice Cream Cake crossed to Animal Cookies is a deliberate doubling down rather than a widening. Both parents trace to Girl Scout Cookies, so this saturates the gene pool with the Durban and OG traits that made the Cookies brand what it is instead of diluting them with something outside.
Ice Cream Cake x Animal Cookies | Feminized photoperiod | 6 seeds | 62-70 days | Harvested: Dec 2025
The Super Maroon Alien OG is one of the most striking plants anybody has put in a room and one of the quietest. A Ferrari with no engine. Chrome Cherry drops the Relentless Trop Cherry motor into that chassis and keeps the fade.
Alien OG (Super Maroon) x Tropicana Cherry | Feminized photoperiod | 6 seeds | 56-63 days | Harvested: Dec 2025
The FROSTMAN cut of Cowboy Cookies is the phenotype Gu pulled out of that GMO over Stardawg hunt and kept back. Against Marcel’s Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato you get the house line meeting Detroit. Two rooms that have nothing in common except that both of them were serious.
Cowboy Cookies (FROSTMAN) x Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato | Feminized photoperiod | 6 seeds | Harvested: Nov 2025
A-Dub is Sour Dubble crossed to Alien Dawg, bred by JG and pushed by The Vault, and it is a grower’s cut from the late 2000s underground when Afghan weight was the whole point. Against Marcel’s Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato it is a deliberate confrontation between two eras that do not agree on anything.
A-Dub x Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato | Feminized photoperiod | 6 seeds | 62-70 days | Harvested: Nov 2025
Chem D is seed number six of the thirteen Krzanowski found in that ounce of Dog Bud, and she is a living artifact of the moment American cannabis went from grass to gas. She is also a nightmare to run. Marcel’s Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato supplies the frame she has never had.
Chem D x Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato | Feminized photoperiod | 6 seeds | 62-70 days | Harvested: Nov 2025
Do-Si-Dos is Archive Seed Bank’s standard, the plant everything structural gets measured against. Dip N Stix is Beleaf’s Sugarcane selection out of In House Genetics. Glow Stix bridges the Cookies era and everything that came after it.
Do-Si-Dos x Dip N Stix | Feminized photoperiod | 6 seeds | Harvested: Nov 2025
